Why I Made My Bed This Morning

  1. I felt happy.
  2. I felt depressed.
  3. I was told to make my bed.
  4. I was resigned to make my bed.
  5. I did a perfect job (like those motel maids.)
  6. I did a sloppy job, any old way.
  7. I made my bed carefully.
  8. I made my bed automatically in the morning.
  9. It's easy to make a bed.
10. It's difficult when you're depressed.
11. I made my bed neat as a pin.
12. I made my bed easily, for the nurse.
13. I did not make my bed.
14. I wanted to make my bed just perfect.
15. Today I made my bed because I felt important.
16. Today I just stayed in bed and listened to the radio.

~ Mr Lu